D --> This is e%ceptionally awkward

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

I'm not very good at intros, so... hi, TOA! My name's Sarahkat, or Geno, and if any of you are in Soul Campaign, we may know each other! I play Karkat there. Anyway I'm totally new to the game, and if you guys have plurks, feel free to add me! I joined because it seemed pretty chill, and I already know a couple of you, so hell yes let's get this party started!

I'm bringing in Equius Zahhak, the Sagittarius troll and unquestionably the STRONGEST (and sweatiest) of the Homestuck cast. He's snobby and classist and makes no apologies for believing that some people are just categorically better than others, so please try to remember that what I say IC doesn't reflect on me OOCly.

He's also an accomplished biotechnological engineer! He's made advanced robotic prosthetics and even entire working robot bodies. If any of you needed a mechanic, he's your guy.

D --> It could be said that he types like a t001
D --> He always prefaces each line with the noble bow and arrow
D --> Also he e%pects everyone to keep the 100d language to a minimum
D --> Is that understood

Hit up my permissions post if you don't want any troll text! I'm willing to work with whatever will make everyone feel more comfortable.

Speaking of comfort... Equius is kind of weird even by his canon's standards, and I understand that. If you don't want him tagging your characters, I won't be hurt if you ask me not to!

EDIT: For anyone wondering, here is his list of items. Check it, Nepeta, he's bringing you a little gift!

Also he's in room I-18 with John Egbert, Poland, and Lithuania. His collar's orange, even though I kind of forgot what that means.

Comments

[goingtoloveme.livejournal.com]

Oh Equius, we still love you.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Oh

Oh God

MLP cast

please don't be alarmed, but he's going to basically stare at Fluttershy forever

[goingtoloveme.livejournal.com]

I am the only cast atm, but yes


It's okay. It's okay. /slowpat

[pchaaair]

sup sarahkat

B)

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

oh

it's you

[pchaaair]

yes

it's me

whatcha gonna do about it

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Sweat profusely

And be around to fix your legs I guess

[pchaaair]

oh. that's probably a good thing, actually.

since his actual legs are probably frostbitten or something by now because vriska shoved them in the freezer, even if they couldn't be reattached anyway :|a

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just repugnant. D:

[pchaaair]

JUST A BIT... 8(

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Every great cast starts somewhere, also Fluttershy owns

/STRONGsweat

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

vriska y so terrible

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

yay Sarahkat!

/already has you on plurk c:
BUT AS A REMINDER?

I play Molly Hayes who will challenge Equius to a strength-off as she's a mutant with super strength and IS THE BEST EVER X(

and of course I play Kanaya who Equius will be proud to know complained about her collar color for not matching her blood type and being lower than hers. (even if it was less complaining and more you're doing things wrong 8|)

..../stops rambling

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember the freezer party post! \o/

Equius will be most pleased to accept a challenge of STRENGTH. Seriously, it might be kind of a relief to have someone to rival him, especially someone he doesn't have to avoid touching.

Also eeeeeeeeee Kanaya. <3 I love her, and she gets so much blue-blooded approval for that. Equius got orange and he's going to be so mad..

/rambles with you forever

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Molly's pretty invulnerable too (at one point a bad guy bangs a shovel over her head and it shatters and she's still standing there all 8D) so she'll have no problems with Equius ^^

<3! She will inform him that it has nothing to do with blood, although it does imply a ranking system that everyone hasn't totally figured out yet.

[pchaaair]

it's vriska :(

[doeswindythings.livejournal.com]

Sup roomie. ♥

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

Hey. Hey tough guy.

You wanna wrassle with dinosaurs? :D

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Sup rogueblood

Hope you like horse porn

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

And you're canon familiar, obviously, so we'll just nod and remember all the times Equius got the slurry beaten out of him by a robot. :)

Well clearly it doesn't, as his blood is so much richer than this orange swill. He'll still be mad. :V

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

The real question is

are the dinosaurs

ready

for this much

STRENGTH

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

I don't know how they'd match up to be honest, but some strong folks are gonna be needed for when this poor shmuck goes berserk.

[doeswindythings.livejournal.com]

...please don't out those posters up I don't want to wake up to those very morning

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Oh Equius is so putting his fine art up on the wall, but on an ooc note all the roomie characters are more than welcome to take them back down.

I mean, don't get me wrong, you'll probably get all your beds crunched or something, but dude. Those posters. What even.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

This is exactly why I poked Nepeta-mun after putting up a reserve. Equius is way too easy to enrage, and I wanted to be sure he'd at least have his moirail to keep him from killing anybody. D:

But I am so down for dino wrasslin you don't even KNOW

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

...so we have potential for Double Berserkers? :D

Awesome.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Double bersekers

all the way

'cross the tower

Oh god I hope the powers that be keep, like... horse tranqs handy.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Point.

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

Well, there's Molly... She's cute enough to count as one, I think.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Yeah I already have plans to test her strength :D

Seriously, once Equius realizes that he's not dead and there are other strong people around he's gonna need SO many towels, you guys.

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

...well, Eiji could keep him cool once he rampages. 8D; For all of a few second until he's shattered into little pieces. Trollsicles!

I am a horrible person

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Oh dang, well, I'll try not to get anybody killed

Equius probably wouldn't be too bothered about it, to be honest, but he'd still feel a little bad

Especially if Nepeta yelled at him for it :V

I'm probably a worse one

[doeswindythings.livejournal.com]

John won't even know what to make of them. He really won't. Just like.

Like, why.

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation Equius also has one of Vriska's defaced Con Air posters.

For emergency backup drying.