LET'S DO THIS THING

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HEY THERE ANIMUS.

My name is Christina, but I usually just go by Chris on these here interwebs. I TEND TO ABUSE CAPSLOCK WHEN I GET EXCITED/NERVOUS AND I SOMETIMES SPEAK IN MEMES. LIKE A BOSS. I'm here to bring you this guy. His name is Edward Elric and he's from that one series called Fullmetal Angsty Fun Times. I mean. FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. Yes. He's a rude brat with an ego bigger than he is tall and he will not hesitate to kick your ass if he thinks you deserve it. >| You'll be able to find him in room 2-06.

This Ed is manga verse/brotherhood verse (because they're pretty much the same thing, really). Because I'm horrible, I'm taking him from a hideous point in his canon. He just had a huge fight with Kimblee, fell down a mine shaft and got himself skewered on some metal beam from some old construction work. Which sucks. And now he's going to be super confused because the gaping hole in his stomach has been ~*~*HEALED WITH MAGIC*~*~ or... something... idk. Either way HE IS GOING TO BE GRUMPY AND NO ONE WAS SURPRISED.

If you want to talk/plot/yell/poke at/dance with me all night long or... whatever feel free to hit me up whenever! The easiest way to get in touch with me are aim and plurk.

AIM: illuminatesound
Plurk: ... illuminatesound

/IS THE MOST CREATIVE EVER


Um. But. YES. SO. THAT'S THAT THEN.
I'M SUPER EXCITED TO BE HERE! Can't wait to play with you all!

Comments

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EW WHO LET YOU IN

/SEKRITLY LOVES ON

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UGH GROSS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT

/SMASHES FACE AGAINST AND LOVES ALL OVER

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WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ALL OF THE FUN

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ALL OF THE FUN?????

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ALL OF IT

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S-SO COOL DOCTOR. ;A;

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except for that bow tie you really need to get rid of it.

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MY WHATEVER COULD THIS OBSCURE CHARACTER BE???

no seriously i think i'm the only person on the planet who's never watched any FMA, ahaha.

BUT I SPEAK MEMESE AND THUS AM LOVING YOU ANYHOW.

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THE COOLEST

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also, no

[fangirls.livejournal.com]

I AM COMPLETELY SURPRISED HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING GRUMPY RN.

ALL OF THE HEARTS ANYWAY THOUGH.♥

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IDK SOME SHOW ABOUT ALL METALLIC THINGS I THINK THERE'S A ROBOT INVOLVED AND ALSO MAGIC.

hahaha you're not alone, I promise! I know a lot of people who haven't watched/read it or started to watch/read it but then stopped for whatever reason.

OH GOOD I AM GLAD SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND ME. ;A;

ALSO. ROXASSSSSSSSS. /TOUCHESGENTLY.

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DUDE I KNOW IT IS SO UNLIKE HIM.

BUT NO. HE WON'T. GET OVER IT MARTA.


/LOVES ON FOREVER

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it's hideous man.

you need to rock something cooler than that. like a badass red coat.

[fangirls.livejournal.com]

I KNOW USUALLY HE'S SO ZEN AND POLITE AND NOT INCLINED TO KICK PEOPLE.

HE'D BETTER OR HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO THE ANIMUS DUNGEON!

/LOVELOVELOVE ♥ aaaa I am so excited you don't even know.

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OH I KNOW. ESPECIALLY NOT GIRLS. BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES AND HE COULD NEVER HIT A GIRL EVEN IF THEY DESERVE IT.

..... no. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. /THROWS FIT


/ALL THE LOVE jfdlsa omg me too man me too

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MAGIC AND ROBOTS AND METAL THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY!!!

I heard and was interested in it. But Baccano!, second verse same as the first. And DRR!. And, uh, a ton of anime. The only shows I've finished are Sailor Moon, Trigun and Soul Eater. ...wait does Kamen Rider count.

I AM SURE MANY WILL, THERE IS A FLUENCY OF MEMESE IN ANIMUS I ASSURE YOU BUb

ahahaha yeah my rox is nothing worth gentle touches and capslock.

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IKR???

SCREAM. Soul Eater. such a tiny fandom I love it forever. /plays Soul. THE GOOD THING ABOUT FMA IS. That it ends. XD There's only 64 episodes, all of which are out in some way, shape or form now. I only watch shows when I know there is a definite end because I lose interest SUPER FAST if there isn't one in sight. (read: NARUTO)

OMGTHATISBEAUTIFULICAN'TEVEN

pffffffft I'm sure he is amazing.

[fangirls.livejournal.com]

GIRLS NEVER DESERVE TO BE HIT DUH.

SHE WILL THROW HIM IN THERE LIKE. RIGHT NOW IF HE DOES NOT BEHAVE. NO JOKE.

my only regret is that I didn't think to do this sooner. *v*

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TTLY also this is still gaa

yeah uh [/plays crona] I only went to Soul Eater willingly cos "Oh it's finished and there's badass fighting?" so trying to sell me on much else is. Hard. Even if some of the shows I wanna watch are like sixteen episodes, meanwhile I am trying to futiley chug through YGO and I just, what why. Self you will never get anything done ever.

SOMEDAY YOU WILL EVEN. SOME DAY.

if by amazing you mean 'old and dusty even after a month of use', then sure BD! He's Ol' Faithful if you want to have blonde grump sessions though.

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PSHHHH THEY DO TOO. YOU DON'T GET SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHICK.

TCH. WHAT? U MAD MARTA? COME AT ME BRO. COME AT ME.

sobsame

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c-crona ;A; CRONA I NEVER SEE YOU ANYWHERE.

FFFFFF. OH YGO.

Blonde grump sessions? Those are the best kinds of grump sessions! SIGN ME UP.

[fangirls.livejournal.com]

IT'S CALLED BEING A GENTLEMAN YOU IDIOT.

NOT MAD JUST GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

clearly we just need to do twice as many awesome threads to make up for lost time. B|a

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THE HELL IS THAT????

BRING IT, MAN. BRING IT.

clearly. we will do this. this will be done don't worry

[lilpuzzleteer.livejournal.com]

I was skiddish cos my Crona is uh. I won't use he or she. And my aibou Plus plays a Kid whos more manga than anime, and my Cro is definitely from anime and augh Cro why so much awkward. I've already had that awk tense argument about their gender with someone I casually met on LJ. B'[ [/ramble]

SOMEDAY I WILL FINISH YGO. I AM 23 AND STILL PLAY THE CARDGAME, IT'S SORT OF SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.

They can sit and gripe and Namine can therapist them. This is basically the best idea. It's that or Luke giving them tea. But little mcbritish here is eventually gonna run out of belle tart seeds...