Intro... or the smell of fresh meat in the wee hours of the morning.

[chronomancer]

Hi! Name's Fi and I am ze fresh meat.

I bring you the awkward martyr-complex idiot to end all awkward martyr-complex idiots, one Eridan Ampora from the Homestuck AU Red Dead Virgo, same one as Kay's cerulean blue!Karkat and Cee's candy red!Kanaya.

He is neither a douchebag or a seadweller, but rather a bumbling idiot with faulty time-powers and the firm belief he is to blame for everything that goes wrong. Ever. Like canon!Eridan, he has that wweird wwavvy accent thing but his blood/font color is jade green. He can come off as very jaded - snrk - and wise, usually offering advise that might border on the cynical, but don't let him fool you: he's often just uncertain, bitter, wallowing in self-loathing or flat out terrified and winging the script to the best of his ability. Which is not much.

You can reach me at faithbegetsfaith in AIM, plurk or Gmail.

I look forward to playing with all of you awesome people. :)

Comments

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Ooooh, a fellow green-themed time-shenanigans-er!

Welcome to the tower! I am Wingus, one of the local modfolk and player of Hino Eiji (Kamen Rider OOO), Samus Aran (Metroid), Protoman (The Protomen), Fawkes (Fallout 3), and Deneb (Kamen Rider Den-O).

[chronomancer]

Thank you!

Nice to meet you. Also, excuse me while I retreat to the nearest corner to flail at Samus. Because Samus.

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Aw, she won't hurt ya.

Long as you're not a monster, or a space pirate, or evil in general.

Eheh.

[scalemate]

breathes on you

gently

[chronomancer]

[entropied]

hello :33

[chronomancer]

By which I mean.

Hi.

<3

[entropied]

oh I didn't see this how are you u///u

[verymuchalive]

Hi Fi, welcome to Animus!

I'm Rhi and I play OU Aradia (time power heroes unite!) and an AU Vriska from an Alternia where the hemospectrum was flipped (loosely based on Hemostuck but expanded on a little). I'm sure both will be intrigued by Eridan for their own reasons.

[chronomancer]

Hello!

Oh, that sounds interesting! I look forward to the meetings, they will be amusing for sure. :D

[mamadonna]

hellooooooo fellow newbie and fellow jadeblood

[chronomancer]

Hello! ^__^

patiently waits for the "fellow jadeblood" to freak out at her

[mamadonna]

kanaya might've since bad history leads to Oh MY God Why Arent You Dead I Must Rectify This followed by Wait This Is Weird Why Are You Bleeding Wrong
but dolorosa wouldn't have any associations with eridan whatsoever
so, due especially to the particular blood he's swapped into, the answer must be:
/fucking adopts

[guiltapalooza]

OMG HI. I'm Vivi and I play this girl here, Willow from Buffy: the Vampire Slayer. I'm vivider on plurk and I'm gonna friend you there, okay? :>

Also I'd like to apologize in advance, because Willow's kind of getting into a romantic type thing with our other AU Eridan, so she's probably going to pour friendship all over jade Eridan until he accepts it, darn it. She's kind of... overly enthusiastic. I AM SORRY.

[chronomancer]

Don't be! That might give Eridan hope that not all of them are doomed to fail!

Also, feel free to friend me, I'll friend you back once I'm on the desktop and not my phone. :)

[tortileghostwriter]

YOU

hello

[chronomancer]

Sup, Roomie.

[metawoof]

Hello Fi~! My name is Plus and I play AU!Jade/Echidna here from the most ridiculous Homestuck AU that my friends and I came up with in the middle of the night, Ankh from Kamen Rider OOO who is a flamboyant jerkface, and Ven from Kingdom Hearts who is a happy friendship dork. Welcome to Animus! c:

I do not play from RDV here but I do have that Blue!Aradia account that was on d_m awhile ago, pfft. So I'll just happily go back to stalking the RDV cast here in the corner.

[chronomancer]

Hi there! Thank you for the welcome, I'm very excited to be here. I look forward to interacting with your characters... and I have to say your Aradia is amazing. |D

[orphans]

oh hello... not!descendent...

[chronomancer]

...hello, not!ancestor, sir.

let the culling begin

[herpderphero]

...I am so sorry to start, 'cos this is the fellow AU!John/Ammy from that ridicly ridic AU thing and he sort of is slowly developing this mind-bending desire to get bloodswaps to bros with their alternate selves and yeah there can not be enough apologies. He's a sucker for this stuff

I also have Roxas but screw him he's just a bump on a log.

[chronomancer]

...that. icon. It's hypnotizing.

But hey, don't apologize! I'm all up for awkward attempts at bro times. COME AT ME, BRO.

[empurress]

PURRIDAN

HI PURRIDAN

ESPECIALLY THE PURRIDAN SHE KNOWS

(also fffff jaderidan why are you the most adorable)

[chronomancer]

THE EMPURRESS!

I mean, The EMPRESS!

<3