✦ I N T R O ✦

[lordoffabulous]

Hello, Animus. Look at your villain, now back to me.
Now back at your villain, now back to me.
Sadly, your villain isn't me, but your villain wishes they could be.
Maybe if they were more fabulous and started moisturizing they could be half as awesome as me.
Look down.
Now back up.
Where are you?
You're in Hyrule with the villain your villain wishes they could be like.
What's in your hand? Now, back at me.
It's a Beetle holding the last piece of heart you need to complete your heart container.
LOOK AGAIN.
The piece of heart is now DIAMONDS.
ANYTHING is possible when your villain is Ghirahim.
I'm kidnapping Link's girlfriend.

✧*:･(ﾉ◕ヮ\♦)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

BY WHICH I MEAN, hello Animus, it is your friendly neighborhood AU-lover, Char (Catphones on Plurk and galvantula on DW; FEEL FREE TO ADD ME). But this time I have BROKEN EXPECTATIONS, which is fitting, since Ghirahim is kind of anything but what you expect. He wears make up. And spandex. And he likes diamonds. And when you cut him he literally bleeds sparkles. He is from the same canon as Skyward Sword Link, post-canon, and he is basically the most fab thing to live.

More info on him can be found in my app; though, I do warn it contains spoilers for the total end of Skyward Sword, as does his icons, so look out for that.

Ghirahim is a Demon Lord (he isn't very fussy but he would like it if you indulged him with his proper title kthx), he's going to troll everyone. (He's kind of like the evil male version of Lady Gaga.)

TL;DR: This is Ghirahim. He's

He'll be rooming in 1-02, and his collar color is perfectly coordinated with his outfit violet! I HOPE TO PLAY WITH YOU SOON.

Comments

[sageprincess]

Sorry, Ghirahim, your goddess is in another tower.

/goes to bed for real

[lordoffabulous]

It's okay Zelda

he will settle for kidnapping you after he puts on his Fighting Make Up.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

a yo qurl

[lordoffabulous]

hay gurl hay



I will take off my gloves and put on my murder outfit just for you

[theherourherocouldbelike]

it's too bad your murder outfit will be ruined after i kill you

[lordoffabulous]

Without a sword huh

You are really on top of it Sky Child

[theherourherocouldbelike]

Bitch please I can beat you some other way.

[lordoffabulous]

Uh-huh

UH. HUH. Fi is the only sword who can even dent this beautiful body

YOU GO AHEAD AND TRY

[theherourherocouldbelike]

I WILL AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL FUCKING DIE TRYING like srsly he will try 5ever (maybe i should have given him his sword lmao)

[psipunching]

Char you are a beautiful creature and so is this douche.

Also this is the wrong account.

hi it's Plus I'm lazy.

[lordoffabulous]

omg Raz, idc if it's the wrong account. RAZ IS GREAT.

ALSO I AIM TO PLEASE

[psipunching]

oh my god you know Psychonauts you are like 70% cooler than I thought you were and I already thought you were pretty cool.

NOW YOU'RE AIMING WITH DIAMONDS.

[lordoffabulous]

Ghirahim would destroy ugly lamps, too.

He and Sasha. Why do I feel like they have similar good taste?

AND YES, I LOVE PSYCHONAUTS, I have an account for Mila actually on LJ???

[psipunching]

Lol just. Ghirahim and Sasha give Raz aiming lessons, destroy all the tacaky furniture. This is the crossover I never knew I needed.

OH MY GOD MILLA AASKDJGALDF BRB I NEED TO DANCE TO PROPERLY EXPRESS MY JOY. CX

[lordoffabulous]

...... He would like Raz way better than Link I feel like.

He would give him the worst lessons though? IT WOULD BE SO VIOLENT "and then you kill them with your MIND." "Will fire work?" "Sure!"

SKJGHKJDFHG HEE I LOVE MILLA SOOO... though I confess I am never sure if it's Mila or Milla

[psipunching]

and yet Raz would still dig it. HE GETS TO SET THINGS ON FIRE WITH HIS MIND. THIS IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO DO. BD

See Raz is just the better protagonist suck it Link

I ALWAYS GET IT CONFUSED but I think it's Milla. Since I remember someone going "why do you pronounce the double l's in Milla and Vodello differently" but I could be wrong. >:Va

[lordoffabulous]

I GET CONFUSED TOO CURSE HER CONFUSING TO SPELL NAME????

Can he just adopt Raz and his violent tendencies?

[psipunching]

SHE IS MILLA VODELLO SHE DOES NOT NEED TO OBEY YOUR RULES NOW GET DOWN AND BOOGIE WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

Yes. Yes he can. And then Raz was an antagonist whoops.

[hoperidesalone]

Who the hell is this glimmerous douchenozzle and why is he in my room...

[lordoffabulous]

LORD Glimmerous Douchenozzle tyvm

[hoperidesalone]

Aw hell no. You got no business wearing shades. I WEAR THE SHADES IN ROOM 1-02 BITCH.

[lordoffabulous]

he will diamonds your shades away Protoman

he will teleport them halfway across the Tower

or maybe onto his own face for shits and giggles

[hoperidesalone]

It's okay.

He has backup shades.

Also a gun arm.

[lordoffabulous]

lol. This will be instant war.

Won't it?

Though they do both have that disdain for hoomanz. That's something...???

[mutab1e]

Ok, can we all nominate this thread for the best OOC intro ever?

Yes?

Good.

[lordoffabulous]

YES YOU CAN

FEED HIS EGO?????

also I am glad it amused someone :V

[unexculpable]

This is pretty much the most amazing ooc intro I have ever seen in the history of ever.

[lordoffabulous]

I AM GLAD I AMUSED SOMEONE

YEAHHHH B)