Event plotting: do you need squishy, easily-killable cannon fodder?

[chronomancer]

 So! Event shenanigans.

Eridan is gonna be losing control of his Time powers, and that usually ends up in one thing - well, to be honest, a pile of many things in this case - Doomed Selves.

Doomed Selves are basically what happens when he splits the timeline somehow and ends up creating an offshoot timeline in the process that deviates somehow from the Alpha. It's Complicated Time Shit, but it basically means it allows Eridan to have more than one of himself running around at the same time.

The catch, however, is that they're Doomed. All but the Alpha are destined to eventually die, and usually very shortly. What this means is that there's gonna be a couple dozen Eridans running around the Tower and all but one of them have to die. Insert your Highlander joke of choice here. And I think it'd be best if they all died before the event is over, too. So if you are in need of cannon fodder for fun, murder timez, or just like the color jade and feel like painting the walls with it, lemme know? For all there's gonna be several of them, they're all armless, weaponless and fairly squishy. They make good target practice.

Comments

[prune]

Eridan's devoted palegirlfriend will totally volunteer for culling duties out of the GOODNESS OF HER OWN HEART

[chronomancer]

...dude, forget culling doomes selves -who will stop by to snuggle her anyway- let Fef or Eridan find out that he'll get his arm back if he dies. :3

[prune]

wait. lots of doomed Eridans = Feferi can dive into a big pale cuddlepile of them?? SHE IS SO IN.

[chronomancer]

PALE ORGY!

But yeah, basically.

[chronomancer]

I do want either of the to find out about the arm thing. Mostly because Eridan would ask. After panicking about it for a few days, that is. He wouldn't trust anyone buf Fef to do the deed.

[prune]

oh god ;__;

she would actually be SO SAD to cull the real deal alpha Eridan, but if it was to help him, she'd do it. and also because she's yandere and NO ON---Σ ---ΣLS---Σ is allowed to kill him!!

[chronomancer]

...good thing he's reverse yandere and only wants her to cull him? Or something like that. LOL most awkward conversation.

Ever.

[prune]

look at these precious pale babies. they express their love in the purest way possible and by that I mean through murder but it's okay because it's OUT OF LOVE.

I am so down for this plan. let's do it B)

[chronomancer]

How about after the event is over? They can have their pale orgy and then afterwards. Well. Culling, I mean loving time.

[prune]

sounds good to me! this will be fun B)

[verymuchalive]

...I should have probably mentioned something like this for Aradia already. Though I'm not sure how that works when they're all God Tier...constant heroic sacrifice, perhaps? Kill an Eridan, kill an Aradia for free?

[chronomancer]

Red and Green, enjoy a bit of belated Christmas spirit?

[verymuchalive]

There we go. Fuck the calendar, trolls do Christmas chic in March xD

[chronomancer]

Totally. It's more fun that way, too!