+1 MORE DEMON BUTLER

[xthearaneae]

Aaaaaaaaaand rounding up the two Kuro intros, Faust here bringing in my second character.

Ladies and gentlemen this is Claude Faustus, butler to the Trancy Household. He can whip up a mean tea, make dessert and crochet like no one's business. He also likes small birds and has a fixation with Ciel Phantomhive. Kind of.

His collar's indigo and he's in room 3-16...

WITH CIEL PHANTOMHIVE. LUCKY HIM. 8D

As usual, you lot can hit me up on AIM (corvusaraneae) and Plurk (10778438) for plotting, small talk or what have you. You can also PM Ronald's journal (hardknoxlife) if you need to!

Comments

[aurous]

Pinged by tea.

This one loves tea.

Tea buddies???

[xthearaneae]

TOTALLY. He'll have to find some way to pass the time while his master's not around.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

YOUR NOT MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[xthearaneae]

YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!!1111!!!!



Except fandom says otherwise.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Well fandom says a lot of things....

[xthearaneae]

Evidently so. But leave them to believe what they wish.

We're nothing alike.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Completely different, you and I.

[xthearaneae]

I see no similarities whatsoever.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Perhaps their eyesight is not up to snuff.

[xthearaneae]

Clearly they should look a bit closer.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Indubitably.

[dontquestionme]

Tea, yes...

But how's his COFFEE?

...

Hi. I'm Ken. And evidently, Claude is rooming with a superhero. Who makes amazing coffee.

[xthearaneae]

B/a His coffee's just fine. Between the two of them, room 3-16 will have the best smells in the morning.

Hiya Ken!

[files_souls_like_taxes]

308- is representing as well. Just doesn't need the affairs of superheros and butlers.

[xthearaneae]

GDIT daddy he'll make you coffee and get your not!boyfriend to deliver it to you wearing only an apron.

THERE. HAPPY.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

I

[files_souls_like_taxes]

AM

[files_souls_like_taxes]

NOT

[files_souls_like_taxes]

YOUR

[hardknoxlife]

his boyfriend?

[files_souls_like_taxes]

That too....

[files_souls_like_taxes]

FATHER

[hardknoxlife]

Dammit my fingers weren't fast enough.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Nothing is faster then my fingers when properly motivated.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

YOU

[files_souls_like_taxes]

BLITHERING

[files_souls_like_taxes]

FOOL

[files_souls_like_taxes]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[files_souls_like_taxes]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hardknoxlife]

...Love you too, sempai.

[dontquestionme]

Fa~ntastic~

[pactum]

[xthearaneae]

HOLY CRAP. ALLIE.

SDJFDKFGJFGHJHDSF
JSDFKDLFGDFJHKDFJSDFGHSDG

CAN'T BREATHE

[pactum]

no

this is not okay

this is not okay at all

help i need an adult

[hardknoxlife]

He's an adult! A fully responsible ever so mature adult.

[pactum]

...not even a little bit.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

But he is an adult...

[pactum]

i feel like demons probably shouldn't count.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Your feelings do not alter the fact that he is a fully grown adult.

[dielikeyouwantme]

This is killing me. I'm actually dead right now.

[pactum]

it is still killing me honestly. i cannot get over the fact that this happened by pure random happenstance.

[dielikeyouwantme]

It's so good. I just cannot even.

[hardknoxlife]

Isn't just the most beautiful coincidence?

[dielikeyouwantme]

The most beautiful coincidence of all time.

HI AGAIN BUDDY

[dielikeyouwantme]

I have nothing clever to add, except that every comment on this post made my day better.