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[fabricates]

SUP ANIMUS.

This is Jenny, player of the resident huge bitch here, Vriska. I come bringing a mod approved plot!

So there was that whole labyrinth event that happened, and Vriska got killed by that crazy clown Gamzee. And Vriska just loves finishing her revenge cycles. Some of you may remember a previous spidermom plot where Vriska was feeding people to a giant spider in the forest. Well, that giant spider is still around and Vriska's been feeding it monsters for the last several months instead of people.

That all changed on May 9th when she fed Gamzee to her. Now Spidermom really prefers eating people, and now that she's been spoiled with a troll dinner, she wants more. So she's abandoned her web in the forest as of TODAY and gone on a hunt for victims.

This is where you guys come in!

I am looking for people who would like to encounter spidermom in the tower, either to be eaten or to attempt to fight her. For those not Homestuck familiar she is a big fucking spider, so she won't go down easy if you're looking to fight or kill her. She's only a little smaller than this in the tower. Killing her won't be easy. Also in regards to killing her - because she was a gift to the AU Karkat from an event - she WILL revive the next day.

So here's what I need!

-I need people that will encounter her (either being eaten or fighting her or running away in sheer terror) and bring attention to her existence through the Network or talking to other characters about it. We can either handwave spidermom encounters or log them out. I am fine with either. :)

-I'm looking for characters that will come up with the idea of making a suggestion to the tower NPCs to remove Spidermom from the tower.

-I'm looking for characters that if/when Vriska is caught for being responsible for Spidermom will try to bring her to justice either through lectures or whatever other methods.

I'd really like to keep this event to a week, two weeks at maximum.

SO. Anyone interested?

Comments

[guiltapalooza]

Willow could do any of these things, if you want her! Though if she encounters Spidermom she's likely to just run the fuck in the other direction, hahaha. But if someone else posted about it, she would definitely be all over it and could feasibly come up with the idea of asking the tower to remove her. Or she is definitely self-entitled enough to think that she should lecture Vriska about it once it's clear it was her fault. She wouldn't try to fight her or anything, just... lecture. lol.

So whatever you need me to do, I can do? Any combination thereof.

[fabricates]

I WANT EVERYONE. No seriously I would love her involved! I'm not sure at this moment if Vriska is going to be discovered, but if she is I definitely wouldn't mind her getting a lecture. :) A chance for CR too! However negative haha, it's still CR.

Running away from spidermom is totally an option that I forgot to mention up there. If you'd like her to come up with the idea to suggest the tower remove her, I'm ok with that! I'd just like some carnage before that happens though, so that she's a serious threat in the tower that needs to be removed. I can hit you up for it when I'm ready for the suggestion? :3

[ofdewandglass]

Feferi's just stupid and reckless enough to try and put down another troll's lusus if she finds out it's eating people. If this gets her dead and serves as Spidermom's lunch too, then I am a-okay with it.

[fabricates]

Ahaha excellent! I'm fine with her surviving a Spidermom encounter or getting munched, so whichever you would prefer. :)

[chronomancer]

I have spider food! Plenty of it, actually. Eridan and Eleanor are still paying for their sponsoring, and Kafuka doesn't really have any powers so. Yay, food, if you want them.

Eridan would certainly try to raise the alarm and be eaten, Eleanor would try to fight and be eaten, and Kafuka would just scream and be eaten.

[fabricates]

I'll just eat all of your characters okok. How familiar is Eridan with Karkat/Vriska's lusus? Would he recognize it? And would any of yours be willing to post on the Network about the spider once revived?

( Btw I am totally fine with having all of you characters munched if you are 8888) )

[pushedaround]

HAHAHA. Tavros will definitely make a run for it and hide forever, but I don't mind if he ends up being her lunch or whatever. The idea is really hilarious, for some reason.

Not sure if he will lecture Vriska about it, but he'd pretty much want that thing dead once he's back.

[fabricates]

HAHA another thing for Vriska to feel shitty over yes good. I would definitely be down for putting some more guilt on Vriska's conscience re: Tavros.

Would he mention it on the network if he did see it? Or call Vriska out on it being her lusus?

[wrigurun]

Since I need to get Wriggle more involved in tower shenanigans I'm all for it! If she encounters it she might try and control it, since her powers allow her to control bugs however this can either be hand-waved by it being too big or powerful for her to control or she encounters it on a floor where powers are suppressed.

Either way, she'll probably try to run not wanting to hurt any bug no matter how big and scary it is or how much it wants to eat her. If she learns that it belongs to Vriska she might start tagging along with her and asking about the insects on her planet.

[fabricates]

Yeah, that sounds like a thing that we could do! She would probably be too big to control or we can handwave it being a lusus thing or something. Or the floor suppression idea is fine too. :) I'm flexible with however you want to do it. Do you want to log it out with her trying and then running? I think it would be interesting to have someone that didn't immediately try to hurt it or flee haha.

Also yes that sounds like it would be cute and aggravating for Vriska, let's do it if it comes out that it's Vriska's spider. B)

[swordofzero]

/offers up Romeo to be eaten. He would definitely spread the word, probably couldn't come up with the idea of the request on his own though.

If he found out it was Vriska he would give her the most serious lecture, about friendship and how feeding people to giant spiders isn't a very nice thing to do :|

[fabricates]

lmao oops she's going to feel like shit about this after he sponsored her so much. OH WELL. Let's do this. Logged or handwaved and what day do you want to do it? Also spreading the word is good! Please do. :3

Willow will be coming up with the suggestion to request that spidermom be removed from the tower, so I'm good on that front. Not sure if there will be a Willow post suggesting that or if she'll do it on her own.

Also I am down with him lecturing Vriska if her fault is made public.

[caliginous]

yes this is all her fault

[fabricates]

W O W.

If she goes down she may drag Karkat with her WE'LL HAVE TO SEE.

[intemperiae]

Offering up Sephiroth for the fighting part, definitely. Possibly Zack, once I talk to his mun. :) Also the bringing of to justice of the responsible party, because huge assed pissed off spider in the place? NOT COOL.

[fabricates]

Awesome! That works for me. :) If he and Zack go up against her, I'm definitely up for her getting killed in the encounter if you're down for that. Even just Sephiroth is probably enough to kill her I think :|a

If Vriska does get called out for it being her fault, I'm also up for her getting brought to justice, in whatever way he would. I'll let you know on that one!

And finally, would you like to log it out or handwave?

[windykind]

If you'd like John for anything (fighting the thing then guilt-tripping Vriska maybe?), then you know I'm open to it. Hehe, maybe Spidermom could kill him to really get her steamed.

[fabricates]

oh my god yes to all of this VRISKA WOULD FEEL LIKE SHIT and I love it when Vriska feels bad.

I'm totally cool with whatever you want to happen with John!

[dragonspooker]

Lina here can be your go-to gal for running into a giant damn spider, trying to kill it, and wigging the hell out about it on the network. o/

[fabricates]

Awesome! Would you like to log it out or handwave the encounter? :3 Also any preferences on when she fights it/will she be running from it if she can't kill it?

[snowyvalemaiden]

Fighting an assortment of MUCH LARGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE creatures and world/universal ending threats is part of the Azerothian's everyday life! This includes, but isn't limited to gargantuan spiders of all shapes, sizes, colors and living status.

So Xue is all over fighting this thing like a boss. She is however and opportunist at heart, damn rogue that she is. So she wouldn't engage it solo. It just ain't the rogue thing to do!

[fabricates]

If she can get a group together to fight and kill her I am totally down for that!

[capax_infiniti]

So I heard you had a spider problem you needed to exterminate or at least beat into submission.

I always enjoy excuses to make this guy work for his dinner hahahasob

[fabricates]

Ahaha so would you like to put him down for killing her one one of the days? :3

[lordoffabulous]

/Wrong account buuut...

oh man oh man oh MAN I am so up for AU!Minato vs Spidermom like you have no idea >8)

His Persona is a beast and he could easily get the word out when he escapes too, if you want. I'm in class atm but we can plot when I get home!! I am up for any role he can take and he's a pretty decent leader on his own who could probably help spread the word and/or kill Spidermom, so, yeah. :|a

[fabricates]

Would Minato make a post trying to get a group together to fight her if he found her and escaped a confrontation? Or would he just try to take Spidermom on by himself if he encountered her? I'm completely fine with multiple encounters.

[scalemate]

did someone say justice

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GET OUT OF HERE NO ONE WANTS YOUR DUMB JUSTICE TEREZI.



no hi :3

[worldrestored]

I am pretty sure all my characters would want to be in on this but uh...how do you feel about overpowered Half-Demons riding spider moms and trying to tame it at one point?

He's actually pretty overpowered powerful (Think near Condesce levels) so I would think coming near the end would be best for him.

[fabricates]

Ahaha, that would be fine! She's not very... tame-able and Spidermom will revive if she's killed, so if your character kills her she'll show back up the next day. So whenever you want to do an encounter is fine with me!

And if you'd like to put your other characters in I don't mind! :) The more the merrier.

[pauldrons]

Like Sephiroth-mun said, Zack is definitely down for the fighting bits; high level fire spells should...convince Spidermom to stop taking bites out of folk if you're okay with that. And, where Seph goes, Zack goes, so justice will probably get served.

You know. If they can find Vriska. Big tower, plenty of places to hide should she decide to. Hedge maze, anyone?

[fabricates]

Ahaha sadly it won't convince her to stop eating people, and when she revives the next day she'll just be angrier. But they are definitely free to kill her for a day! Have you all talked about what would be a good day for them to kill her/for you all to do a log?

Vriska will be getting outed publicly on the Network on May 23rd, but she's not really the type to run and hide once she gets called out. What sort of justice would they serve against Vriska? Killing her?

[files_souls_like_taxes]

I offer William to fight and or to be eaten. \o/ YUMMY! Grim Reaper- the other white meat.

[files_souls_like_taxes]

Little boney but... hey.

[aurous]

I will be tagging into Lina's post with Filia, who will probs help her, then run the fuck away when nothing works oh my gosh why is there a huge ass spider on her first day in the tower, sob!!1

If you still need an idea character, she may or may not throw out the idea of the tower NPCs removing Spidermom (depends on if someone lets her know about the NPCs.)

[fabricates]

I've got someone who will be coming up with the idea, so I'm good on that front! :)

WELCOME TO THE TOWER, FILIA. Enjoy your stay.

[knightime]

Vriska and Dave get into a fist fight? y/y? Because if he finds out it was because of her stupid stupid spider bitchness, he will not be happy. Plus you killed him twice and it was only a matter of time that they'd get into a fight.

Because anything involving John and John being eaten/killed should also mean Dave getting angry at her.

Stuck in this Black Romance.

[hammerkinds]

y and he will most definitely find out it was hers B) ALSO SHE ONLY KILLED HIM ONCE STOP!!!!

[hardknoxlife]

Hey. Hey Spidermom. I have a spider demon just fresh in. Might make for an interesting encounter!

[hammerkinds]

Still Vriska just on another account!

Oh god yes let's do it. Is there a way you'd like the encounter to turn out?

[mamadonna]

dolorosa would find it incredibly therapeutic to ram a spear into this giant spider if they ever run into each other