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Hello everybody! My name is Nashi and I was enabled by your AU Reno to drag this enormous baby to the tower, so everybody say hello to Loz of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete. He's a six-foot-something mass of corrupted Lifestream, fragmented memories, and S-cells that looks like a man in his twenties.

Be prepared to have him burst into tears once he realizes most of his brothers aren't here. Seriously.

Loz's other special skills include making sound effect sounds, being possibly the only prettyboy in FF7 with really short hair, and licking materia. (I wasn't kidding about the "baby" thing.) He is still a piece of Sephiroth, though, so he is also capable of some pretty impossible things and has a bit of a temper. And is good at tantrums!

Lozilla's app is HERE (he's in room 4-02), and you can get ahold of me on AIM, where my username is "creepyturk." I don't have a functional plurk, so I suppose I apologize for that? Or something?

He won't be posting until tomorrow when I get off work because I have icons to upload and such. And work in the morning.

...Yeah. Uh. HI! ♥

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HI, ROOMIE.

OMG

...OMG

LOZ IS GOING TO DIE

~~or at least ask why gimli is so smaaaaaall~~

...yeah, that'll get him an axe to the back of the knees.

B|

HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR TEARS, PRINCESS, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY THAT WAY, HE'LL PLAY THAT WAY.

He seriously will not understand. He will assume something is wrong with Gimli and he needs medical attention.

IT IS ALL RIGHT ROOMIE LOZ HAS MATERIA HE CAN CURE YOU

...are you implying. That being a dwarf is a disease.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING, PUNY LITTLE MAN?!

CLEARLY IT'S AN INCURABLE STATUS EFFECT

FEELS BAD, MAN

. . .

GIMLI SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Q^Q I'M SORRY

...the tears and an apology will undo him, really.

Loz has that effect on people. 8)

~~also aaaaaa eridan yesssss~~

IT'S ALWAYS THE TEARS, DAMNIT. :| Way to make him feel awkward, big guy.

~~failidan you mean, sob~~

Even the people he beat the crap out of tend to feel bad when they realize he's an enormous baby, it's hilarious. And awkward. And the awkward flies right over Loz's head like a potato lobbed gracefully across a kitchen.

~~eridan and loz visit the same hairdresser, they can be failies together~~

...I know, and it's beautiful. This must happen, yes. 0w0

~~OMG, ARE YOU DARING TO IMPLY THIS IS NOT NATURAL?!~~

~~I IMPLY NOTHING GANGLY GREY THING I SIMPLY STATE THE OBVIOUS~~

~~HAVE A SHOVEL TO THE FACE, YOU GIANT MUTANT PINK THING.~~

~~SDKGJLKAJDSLGDSG~~

okay I seriously just cracked up

ow my ribs

LMFAO.

DON'T LAUGH. HE'S A DAMN DANGEROUS THING WITH THAT SHOVEL, OKAY. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Hi, Nashi, and welcome! I'm Fox, and I play Hojo here, as well as Zidane!

I'm so happy to see Loz here, I love him. ♥ It's great to have you in the game, and I look forward to playing with you.

I LOVE YOUR HOJO

just...puttin' that out there...

I'm really excited. XD

AW, THANK YOU! I'm so glad. I've really loved what I've seen of your Loz.

Ahaha, I would have used my Hojo account for this, but all his icons seem so insincere. I'm sure Hojo's gonna love meeting Loz--or be incredibly interested or incredibly frustrated--or both!

Well Loz is kinda Hojo's baby's youngest baby, so it should be fascinating.

AND ZIDANE IS FINE TOO Loz will probably love him. They will get on GREAT once it clicks that Loz is just an enormous kid. Like Vivi with one hell of a temper.

Yes, and Hojo knows nothing about the Remnants, so it's all new and exciting to him--so much to research.

OH MAN, giant, angry Vivi. Zidane will probably have to try and help him out, it's true!

He even has glowing eyes, Zidane! It's totally the same thing! ~~No it's not don't listen to them this will bring you nothing but PAIN.~~

I'm really excited to have evil scientists interested in Loz, he's never had the opportunity to play opposite a Hojo before so this should be stellar. I'll have to IM or PM you sometime so I can explain headcanon regarding Loz's physiology.

HMM. ZIDANE IS UNSURE VERY ABOUT THIS, Vivi is wayyyyy different than this ginormous, crying child-man. BUT HE WOULD STILL PROBABLY TRY HELPING ~~all the troubled constructs!~~

Yes, the evil scientists will be all over Loz like a cheap lab coat. Especially Hojo. He'll swoon at the thought of all the prospective experiments. And please do! My AIM is on the contact post, and feel free to IM me, though PMs work great, too.

OH BOY LOZ. THIS CALLS FOR SOME MUSIC.

~~May have attended the North American premiere. May have also tickets 1 and 2 to that premiere.~~

HELLO I am a crazy person named Pixle and I play Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4), Shinjiro (Persona 3), Eikichi (Persona 2), Naoya (Persona 1) and Demi-Fiend (Nocturne). So basically...a lot of SMT.

I am unsure which would be the most hilarious to throw at him. Probably Kanji. Definitely Kanji.

Throwing anyone from outside his canon at Loz turns out with hilarity, usually. Funny thing how most people expect the enormous man to behave like an adult...

Not gonna lie I alternated between "Chase of the Highway" and "Black Water" pretty much the whole time I was going over his app.

Holy crap Loz, this app cycle is amazing. ;u;

Nice to meet you Nashi! My name's Monet, and I sort of also play a rather unintelligent kid with a short fuse! SO HOORAY!

Good to have you! <3

Gamzeeeeeeeeee

Not gonna lie I am not a Homestuck, but I've seen the Carnival video about 3902849068309683046 times.

I AM ALSO PLEASED THAT PEOPLE ARE EXCITED TO HAVE A LOZ AROUND 8)

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Grhghgskj I love that video. :')

But I love meeting people that are unfamiliar with the canon! I insist on shenanigans between these two! AND YES I AM GLAD YOU'RE PLEASED BECAUSE I'M VERY EXCITED HE'S HERE! 8D

I was totally expecting "let me tell you about homestuck," not gonna lie. (One of my best friends has been with MSPA since The Beginning so for a long time that was all he talked about haha.)

Shenanigans shall be enabled, Loz is a social little thing when he stops sobbing about not having anyone to tell him if he's doing bad or not.

And Gamzee is also a bit of a social butterfly (albeit an incoherent one most of the time) when he stops being lucid enough to want to murder everything!

THEY'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY! <3

Well, hello there, you impressively unnatural thing, you.

JenniO, here! I'm Fuhito's player-- you know, the OTHER MAD/BAD scientist!
Welcome! Looking forward to having Fuhito goggle at you with curious disapproval. :3

My favorite Hojo fanboy! (Possibly because he's the ONLY canonical Hojo fanboy.)

Loz will skin his knee on something and bleed black all over and ALL THE SCIENTISTS will be SUDDENLY RIGHT THERE.

It's been so long since I was in a game with a Fu that wasn't me this is so cool XD

Fuhtio would so enjoy examining your unusual physiology, Loz.
He can't approve of your Mother, but OH YES TO WORK ALONGSIDE THE PROFESSOR SUCH JOY!

Haha, oh man, I've never met another Fuhito! I'm thrilled! :D
Looking forward to your post like crazy!

"He's a six-foot-something mass of corrupted Lifestream, fragmented memories, and S-cells that looks like a man in his twenties."

Oh. Something for these two to bond over. Or maybe my canon blindness is showing, idk.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Nashi! My name is Gorse and I play this kiddo from Kingdom Hearts. Hope you have fun here in the game!

...Thinking about it, actually, Xion is pretty close to a Remnant. At least according to what I know, I don't do much KH. (Also semi-canon blind aaaaa)

Yes there will be bonding. Separated from his brothers, Loz gets very self-conscious about the whole Not a Whole Person thing he's got going.

HI!

It's nice to meet you! I'm Katy, I play Suzaku (Code Geass), Romeo (Romeo's Blue Skies), Taiki (12 Kingdoms) and Shion (No. 6)

I look forward to writing with you!

Oh. It's you. :|

OKAY: RU4JEFRGTHYYR4Ugtreujdjfhrgyeujdcvfhhrye3uj tgr4ujedwjfvhygrtduijk

NASHI MY DEAR. I BELIEVE I NEED NO INTRODUCTION.

Reno knows nothing about you Loz, nor does he care thay you look like if Sephiroth and Rude had a kid. HE MAY END UP ADOPTING YOU because.... from Gaia and not someone he wants to hit with a nailbat.

BIXYBABY WHEN DID YOU GET HERE D8

Reno may want to hit Lozilla with a nailbat at some point, though. He is a violent ~~little~~ ENORMOUS thing.

BEFORE YOU?

No, you see. Loz is not Hojo or a cardinal or Captain Redd. Reno won't use a nailbat on him. MAYBE a swat upside the head and an extremely B| face.

Hello there, I am Alec and I play your Big Brother who is not wanting to hit Loz too much.

Just don't ask him to cook anything, and it'll be all good.

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