Dear world: I'm pleased to meet you

[tortileghostwriter]

Hello, Animus! I'm Zero, and I bring you fresh meat, climbing onto the Hamsteak train of tonight. This one, however, is an AU! Meet David Lalonde, from a universe just askance of canon. He's a pretentious purple postmodernist prick and the result of resident ironic coolkid Dave Strider being raised by Rose's mom instead.

He's also a tiny bit crazy and maybe suffers from mild possession?

He's in room 20, meaning he's roommates with good old Tholluckth Sollux Captor! Who, along with the rest of the Hommestack cast, will confuse and sadden David.

He's also here to show you that this house is a labyrinth.

in addition to all of this david also happens to type in a way that may be just a touch ironic
with nary a capital letter nor a bit of punctuation to be found except when hes sufficiently surprised or upset

So yeah if you don't want to deal with Homestuck text, comment over here and I'll oblige you. His collar's indigo, even though I'm not totally sure what that actually entails? BUT I'M SURE IT'S IMPORTANT, SO THERE YOU GO.

I hope to have fun here!

Comments

[pchaaair]

HI ZERO

I am so excited for Dave *u*

[tortileghostwriter]

david is excited for you

okay so not really

but I am

THANKS DEBS \o/

[pchaaair]

TAVROS WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT DAVID.

EVERYTHING IS WEIRD AND CONFUSING

but it will still be awesome B)

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

Ew

Hamsteak

[tortileghostwriter]

rude

[being-strong.livejournal.com]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

so psyched for Dave Lalonde
also
House of Leaves
I have been reading that book
or attempting to
for seven years.

BUT HELLO I'M RU AND I PLAY MOLLY HAYES AND KANAYA.
Kanaya wants to know why he types in Rose's color 8|

[tortileghostwriter]

GO FIGHT WIN

and he wants to know why John types in Rose's color and you type in Eridan's color

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

sob I'll keep trying

of all the colors for her to type in it's Eridan's :C

[tortileghostwriter]

it could be worse kanaya

you could type in the color that david is used to you typing in

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

...which color is that ;;

[tortileghostwriter]

S'called Red Dead Virgo for a reason.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

ORZ

CONTEXT

I swear I'm smarter than this ;;
/just woke up a little while ago, the best excuse


excuse me while I go look this up, screw working

[tortileghostwriter]

your priorities are astounding ru and i wish i had them

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

no one else is here yet and they so nicely provided me with a computer to do worky things, and while said computer cannot access plurk or livejournal, I can access tumblr and AO3 c:

But I dunno where to start with DRV stuff D8

[tortileghostwriter]

okay i can hook you up with violetescence which is kind of the kid side of it, but it diverges later on
it's what i'm going off of for David and it is awesome as hell

these in order then this and then this

still ongoing but that's what's been written so far

RDV is over here

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

be my new best friend *A*

HEY ROOMIE-MUN

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

Hi Zero~

Welcome to the Tower! I'm sure Dave and Sollux will get along juuuust fiiiine. /blatant lies

HI

[tortileghostwriter]

Hello

oh god it

actually depends on David's mood and how much he's mellowed about this whole thing before meeting the guy, I think.

he's good friends with his version of Sollux.

[viru2alert.livejournal.com]

ORLY?

This will be fun, then~

[vytis]

Someone is a House of Leaves fan, huh c:

[tortileghostwriter]

Yeah, he is. XD