New fish!

[wwaterboy]

Cnd here! Player of Signless and OU Sollux~

I've apped my third (and last) character. I can't believe it's another Homestuck character but...it is.

AU Eridan is from a universe where a few hundred sweeps ago, the hemospectrum was reversed. He's lived his life as a lowblood, the punching bag of every land dweller within ten feet of him at any given him. He's poor as pond scum, Feferi's moirail, and makes his living doing deep sea diving and anything else people will pay him for - legal or illegal. He also works for his kismesis, Sollux, who is the spymaster for the Empress, Aradia Megido.

This should be fun.

Comments

[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

So looking forward to these two meeting.....

[wwaterboy]

Oh god, he's going to be so nervous. XDDD Which means he'll probably be extremely offensive.

[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

Oh come on now Eri it's not like Karkat looks down on you or anything...

[wwaterboy]

LOL. Karkat is the head of the land dweller religion that is the cause of all of the sea dwellers' troubles. If Karkat doesn't look down on him, he'll be ridiculously confused.

[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they can.... eventually.......... be .........friends.............|

[wwaterboy]

....maybe....

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

oh cod wwhat is this atrocity

[wwaterboy]

howw can you say that
i wworshipped you
asshole you died before evverythin wwent to hell

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

havvin to deal wwith one a you is bad enough
but noww youre evven more messed up in the thinkpan

[wwaterboy]

im not messed up okay
actually no i really am

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

wwonder if this could be alleviated
then you could be more like me
wwhich isnt messed up at all

[wwaterboy]

oh i wwould like that
maybe
being a highblood sounds like fun

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

wwoops messed up my vv in allevviate there
no one saww that

wwell okay maybe if youre obedient or somethin wwe can wwork something out

[isnotagiraffe.livejournal.com]

Oooooo That sounds FUN!

Hello Roomate!

[wwaterboy]

I'm reely excited XDDD

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

oh man this is going to be the best AU ever. <333

[wwaterboy]

I can't wait to break everyone's brains.

[lilpuzzleteer.livejournal.com]

...Luke is going to be so confused. Luke why you gotta stalk the homestucks, you will never be able to make heads or tails of them-

so, dont mind as this british whelp thinks your fingills are cool, k. he tried to befriend OUeri once so you're gonna end up seeing him eventually.

[wwaterboy]

Heehee, no touching the facefins unless you take him to dinner first! They're very sensitive ;;

wrong account but nobody's surprised

[greeedycat]

lol don't joke that, luke would legit cook someone food if it meant he could touch their fins. THIS IS SO COOOLLLLL

Luke you are pretty damn oblivious

I'm just waiting for the day when Luke finally starts actually talking to the homestucks and tries to get the OUs and AUs to all be friends with their alternate selves. D'; He knows about that stuff firsthand

[wwaterboy]

Eridan won't let you touch his fins. He's no pailslut, okay. He's not desperate.

...well, maybe if the food is really good.

I can't wait for this day, either. Actually, Eridan and Eridan are talking right now and it's pretty hysterical.

[lilpuzzleteer.livejournal.com]

but but eridan whats a slut???????

Normally I'd make a joke about "He's British, how well do you think he can cook?" but Luke's tl;dr a gourmet. He can make bananas foster.

SOMEDAY A COMM POST WILL GO UP OF LUKE JUST GOING "Hey guys please be nice to your alternate selves k I have all of the experience???" and then everyone will yell at him and he will sulk with his tea.